This bag, this here coach 9248, it’s all the talk these days. Everybody’s going on and on about it. I seen it, you know. It’s a big ol’ thing. White, mostly. They say it’s fancy, this coach 9248 bag. I don’t know about all that. Looks like a plain old bag to me. But a big one. Big enough for maybe put the vegetables in it.

They say it’s coach. I hear that name a lot. Seems like everyone wants a coach bag these days. I don’t get it. This coach 9248 bag, it’s just a bag. But the young folks, they love it. They say it can hold all their stuff. They say it’s sleek. I don’t know what that means. It’s just smooth, I guess. No fancy patterns or nothing. Just plain. Plain and white and big. I saw this video, one of them girls put a whole big computer in it! And a tablet thing, too! This coach 9248, it sure is roomy.
Now, I seen some bags that say they’re coach, but they ain’t real. This coach 9248, though, they say it’s the real deal. Got some numbers on it, they say. Like a secret code. Some number that you can tell that is real, I don’t understand. But I saw it has this number, like xxx-xxxx. I don’t know what all those numbers mean. I guess they say where it was made and when. Don’t make a lick of sense to me. But folks, they sure do care about that stuff. This coach 9248, it’s got those numbers, so I guess it’s real.
Some folks, they don’t like coach no more. They say it ain’t worth the money. Too much money for a bag, they say. I agree. I mean, how much money you gonna spend on a bag? Even if it is a big one like this coach 9248. But them folks that like it, they really like it. They say it is better than other bags, I don’t know.
I heard tell that coach, they weren’t doing so good for a while. People weren’t buying their bags. Then, poof! Everyone wants one again. Especially this coach 9248. They say it’s special. They say it’s… what’s that word… relevant. Yeah, that’s it. Relevant. Don’t know what that means exactly. Just means it’s popular, I guess. And big. Did I say it’s big? Because it is. It’s a big bag. Big enough to fit all kinds of things. Maybe even a chicken.
They got other coach bags, too. Not just this coach 9248. They got a whole bunch of ’em. Different colors, different sizes. But this one, this coach 9248, it’s the one everyone’s talking about right now. It’s called a 1941. I think that’s the year coach started, the name of the brand, maybe. It is a long time ago, maybe it is the birthday of the brand. They say it is luxury, whatever that is, just expensive. Some fancy name they got for it. 1941. Sounds old. But they say it’s new.

- This coach 9248, it’s big.
- It’s white. Mostly.
- It’s got numbers on it.
- People say it’s fancy.
- It’s popular now. Everyone wants this coach 9248.
- They say it’s “relevant.”
- They call it 1941 too. That’s coach‘s special name for it.
I don’t know about all this fuss. It’s a bag. A big, white bag. But if you like that sort of thing, then maybe you’ll like this coach 9248. It is a big bag, you can put a lot of things in it. It is strong enough. If you like white color bag, maybe you will like it. But for me? I’ll stick with my old bag. It might not be a coach, but it holds my things just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. I don’t want to spend a lot of money for a bag, even it is a big bag like this coach 9248.
But hey, if you want a big, white bag, and you got the money, then maybe this coach 9248 is for you. They got them at the store, I guess. Or maybe online. That’s where all the young folks shop these days. They looking at pictures on their phones, then, poof! The thing shows up at their door. Magic, I tell ya. Pure magic. Anyway, that coach 9248, it’s a thing. A big, white thing. And everyone seems to want one. If you get one, that’s okay, it’s your money. I am just saying, it’s a lot of money for a bag. But if you like it, that’s okay. You do you.
I still don’t understand why everyone wants this coach 9248. Maybe it’s just a fad. Like them hula hoops. Everyone had to have one, then, poof! Nobody cared anymore. Maybe this coach 9248 will be the same way. Who knows. But for now, it’s the big thing. The big, white thing. And if you see one, you’ll know. It’s that coach 9248. The one everyone’s talking about.