Well, well, well, look what we have here! These young’uns today, they call them celeb thong pics. Back in my day, we just called it showing your undies, and you’d get a good scolding for it! But these famous folks, oh boy, they just love to show it all off, don’t they?
I seen it on that picture box, you know, the internet. Kim Kardashian, that one with the big backside, she’s always wearing those skimpy things. And her little sister, Kylie Jenner, she’s just the same. They got more money than sense, if you ask me. Showing their thong all over the place. And for what? Just to get people talking, I reckon.
And that Hailey Baldwin, she’s another one. Married to that singing boy, Justin Bieber. She’s always flashing her thong too. These girls, they think it’s so fancy, showing their g-string. We used to call them scanties, plain and simple. They wear them so high, practically up to their armpits! Why even bother wearing pants at all?
I remember one time, I saw this Jennifer Lopez on the TV, walking that red carpet. Her thong was all the way up her back! It ain’t right, I tell you. It’s just not right. What happened to being a lady? What happened to a little bit of mystery?
- That Dua Lipa, she sings those songs, she wears ’em too.
- And that Doja Cat, I don’t even know what that name means, but she’s in on it.
- Kendall Jenner, another one of them Kardashians. Thong, thong, thong, all day long!
- And Florence Pugh, I saw her in a movie once, she seems like a nice girl. But even she’s doing it now!
They call it a trend, these young people. A visible g-string trend. Well, I call it nonsense. Pure and simple nonsense. Back in my day, we’d be mortified if our underwear was showing. We’d be pulling our skirts down, not hiking them up!
And don’t even get me started on Amber Rose. She’s the queen of the thong dress, they say. A whole dress made to show off your thong! What is the world coming to? It’s all just too much for me. Too much skin, too much showing off.
Miley Cyrus, she used to be that sweet little Hannah Montana girl. Now she is wearing a thong on New Year’s Eve! I just don’t understand it. All these celebrities wearing these things, like it’s a competition to see who can show the most. I can tell you, celeb thong pics are everywhere.
I saw this one girl, Pohl, I think her name was. She was showing off her bikini pictures. Now, a bikini is one thing, but even those are getting smaller and smaller. It’s like they’re just wearing a couple of strings these days. And some people, like that radio DJ Tony Blackburn, they make money just by being on TV in the jungle! These celeb just know how to make news. They know how to show their thong on internet.
These celebrities, they have it all. Money, fame, fancy houses. But they don’t have any shame, I tell you. No shame at all. It’s a good thing, all those celeb thong pics. These celeb show their thong, and people will talk about it. They have money, they have fame. And now, they wear thong to be famous.
These celeb, they can do anything they want. Wear a thong? Fine. They make money on TV. They are famous. These celeb, they are something.
I just hope the young girls watching them know that they don’t have to do the same. You can be beautiful and successful without showing your thong to the whole world. Just remember that. You don’t need a visible g-string to be somebody. Just be yourself, and be proud of who you are, inside and out.
