Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this celeb eggplant thing. I ain’t no fancy writer, mind you, but I’ll tell it like it is, plain and simple, like...
Well, hello there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… “Play Givenchy,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks yap about.
First off, they...
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Nike Blazer shoes, the ones all the young folks are wearin’ these days. My grandkids, they got a pair, and lemme tell ya,...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this young fella, JFK Jr. He was somethin’ else, ya know? Always lookin’ spiffy, like he just stepped outta some magazine. Folks...
Alright, let’s talk about this “Aunt Pearl” shoe thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya like it is, plain and simple.
So, this “Aunt Pearl” shoe, it’s...
Alright, let’s talk about this Clay’s watch thing from that Sons of Anarchy show. I watched it, you know, on the TV. That Clay guy, always wearin’ a fancy...