Alright folks, let’s get into this weird little project I tackled yesterday. Woke up feeling kinda spooky and decided it was the perfect day to make something disturbing outta...
My Zoolander Fashion Disaster Journey
So I figured, why not try recreating some of Derek Zoolander’s wild movie looks myself? Seemed funny. Plus, everyone needs more absurdly tight pants and...
I gotta tell ya, my teenager’s late-night web surfing got me sweating last month. Caught ’em red-handed watching stuff no kid should see. Flipped my lid, yelled a bit,...
Alright so today I wanna share something super personal. Me and my girl get stares. Like a lot. And questions. Annoying ones. “Where are you really from?” “How’d you...
Some guy asks me last month why I only review serious art films, which is bullshit because I watched Godzilla Minus One twice. But whatever. Got me thinking –...
The Question That Started It All
Okay, so I kept hearing this thing, right? “Germans? Oh yeah, lots of blonde hair!” Especially watching some stuff online or old movies, it...
Okay friends, grabbed my notebook and pen last month ’cause my summer clothes situation? Straight up depressing. Everything felt heavy, outdated, or just… meh....