Okay, so, I tried this “boobcage” thing, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. I saw some buzz about it online and figured, why not? It’s supposed to be this strap-on harness thing that’s all the rage in the BDSM community, but I’m no expert, just curious, you know?
First off, I had to find one. It wasn’t as easy as I thought. I mean, it’s not like they sell these at the grocery store. I ended up going down a rabbit hole of websites, and honestly, it was overwhelming. There are so many types! Eventually, I found one that seemed decent and not too crazy expensive, so I ordered it.
When it arrived, I was nervous. I’m not gonna lie. I opened the package, and there it was, this… contraption of straps and buckles. I spent a good 20 minutes just looking at it, trying to figure out how it worked. It didn’t come with instructions, which, in hindsight, would’ve been really helpful. So, I did what anyone in my position would do – I went to the internet for help.
After watching a few videos, I finally got the hang of it. Putting it on was a whole other adventure. Let me tell you, it’s not as easy as those videos make it look. There was a lot of twisting, turning, and adjusting. I almost gave up a couple of times, but I’m not one to back down from a challenge, so I kept at it.
- Figuring out the straps
- Adjusting the fit
- Making sure everything was secure
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I had it on. I stood in front of the mirror, and I gotta say, it was a sight to behold. I felt… different, empowered almost. It was weird, but in a good way. It definitely changes your posture, that’s for sure.
Now, I’m not gonna go into all the details of what happened next, but let’s just say it was an experience. It’s definitely not something I’d do every day, but it was interesting, to say the least. I learned a lot about myself and what I’m into. Would I recommend it? I don’t know. It’s not for everyone, but if you’re curious and open-minded, it might be worth a try. Just make sure you do your research and maybe get one with instructions, unlike me.
So, that’s my boobcage adventure. It was a journey of self-discovery, a bit of frustration, and a whole lot of awkward fumbling. But hey, life’s all about trying new things, right?
What I Learned
- It’s harder than it looks.
- Instructions are your friend.
- It’s definitely a unique experience.
Would I do it again? Maybe. But next time, I’m definitely getting one with a manual. And maybe a friend to help, just in case.
