Well, you wouldn’t believe what all the young folks are fussin’ about these days. It’s somethin’ called a Ben and Jerry Dunk box. Now, I ain’t never heard of such a thing, but it’s got everyone in a tizzy. They say it’s some kind of special box, got somethin’ to do with them shoes, them Dunks. And that Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, which I do like a good scoop of, I must admit.
What’s This Ben and Jerry Dunk Box All About?
From what I gather, this Ben and Jerry Dunk box is like a treasure chest. Only, instead of gold and jewels, it’s got these fancy shoes inside. They call ’em Chunky Dunky. Now, why would anyone name a shoe Chunky Dunky? Sounds a bit silly to me. But the young folks, they love it. They say it’s a rare thing, this box. Not somethin’ you see every day, like a hen with two heads.
They’re sayin’ this box is special. You get this Ben and Jerry’s shoe, and it ain’t just any shoe. It’s all colorful, like a rainbow threw up on it. And it’s got pictures of cows on it. Cows! Can you believe it? I reckon they’re tryin’ to be funny, puttin’ cows on a shoe. Reminds me of old Bessie back on the farm, though she never wore no shoes, bless her heart.
- Ben and Jerry’s shoe
- Special box
- Cow pictures
- Colorful like a rainbow
- Chunky Dunky, they call it
Why’s Everyone Crazy for This Chunky Dunky?
Well, seems like everyone wants a piece of this Ben and Jerry Dunk box. It’s like when they first started sellin’ them color TVs. Everyone wanted one, even though the old black and whites worked just fine. This box, it’s a hot commodity, they say. They ain’t makin’ many of ’em, so everyone’s tryin’ to get their hands on one before they’re all gone. It’s a real craze, like them hula hoops back in the day.
These young folks, they line up for hours, just to get a chance to buy one of these Chunky Dunky shoes. It’s like waitin’ for the county fair to open, only the prize ain’t a blue ribbon, it’s a pair of shoes with cows on ’em. I tell ya, the world’s gone mad. And this Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, you ain’t gonna catch it in this box though. It’s just a name for these shoes. What a mixed up world.
I heard some folks say that the shoe has a melting logo on it, I don’t know, it is like the ice cream, always melting.
The Price of This Ben and Jerry Dunk Box
Now, you’d think somethin’ with cows on it wouldn’t cost too much. But hold onto your hats, ’cause these Ben and Jerry Dunk box things ain’t cheap. They’re sellin’ for more than a good milk cow! I heard some folks payin’ hundreds, even thousands for ’em. It’s enough to make your head spin. Imagine spendin’ all that money on some shoes. You could buy a whole lot of feed for that kind of money.
But the young folks, they don’t care. They say it’s an investment, like buyin’ land. Only, land don’t come in a fancy box with cow shoes. This Nike SB Dunk Low Ben Jerry, that’s what they’re callin’ it. Fancy name for a fancy shoe, I suppose. This Nike SB Dunk Low is part of the whole thing, like a family. It’s all connected, this Ben and Jerry’s Nike SB.
It’s Just a Fad, Ain’t It?
Now, I may be old, but I ain’t no fool. This whole Ben and Jerry Dunk box thing, it’s just a fad. Like them pet rocks or them beanie babies. Everyone’s gotta have one now, but in a few years, they’ll be forgotten, gatherin’ dust in the attic. But for now, it’s the hottest thing since sliced bread. And who am I to argue with that? If the young folks wanna spend their money on cow shoes, that’s their business.
I remember when they release those balls, it was called Schweddy Balls, no one’s gonna remember that, people just want this Ben and Jerry Dunk box.
I reckon there’s a lesson in all this somewhere. Somethin’ about supply and demand, like when the price of eggs goes up ’cause the hens ain’t layin’. Or maybe it’s just about the simple joy of havin’ somethin’ special, somethin’ that makes you feel good, even if it is just a pair of Chunky Dunky shoes in a Ben and Jerry Dunk box. But for all I care, these things are just a joke. No one’s gonna be wearing these things after summer 2020.
Anyway, the young people love to buy it, it is called Ben Jerry’s x Dunk Low SB ‘Chunky Dunky’ Special Ice Cream Box. What a long name, it is longer than the tail of the cow!
