Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post about my “gmt master” project, mimicking the style you described.
Alright folks, lemme tell ya about this “gmt master” thing I’ve been...
Alright, let’s talk about this scent I’ve been using for a while now. I sort of stumbled upon it, really. Wasn’t looking for anything specific, just browsing around one...
Okay, let’s talk about washing these period underwear things. It’s actually pretty straightforward once you get the hang of it, not some big mystery....