Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you described, focusing on the “process” and keeping it casual and a bit rough around the edges:
So,...
Okay, so I saw this “Sexual Paris Cologne” thing trending and figured, why not? I’m always up for trying something new, especially if it promises to, you know, spice...
Okay, let’s talk about washing these period underwear things. It’s actually pretty straightforward once you get the hang of it, not some big mystery....