Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “womens wear daily north sails campaign” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folk would yap about. But lemme tell ya, I seen clothes all my life, and I know what’s what, even if I can’t say it all pretty.
So, this North Sails, sounds like they make boat clothes. Sailin’ and whatnot. But now they’re makin’ clothes for us women-folk too, huh? Well, I guess that ain’t so strange. Everybody needs clothes, whether you’re climbin’ on some boat or just sweepin’ the porch.
They got this “Newport Women’s Collection,” they say. Coats and tops, for “every outdoor moment.” Hmph. Every outdoor moment. Like feedin’ the chickens? Like hangin’ the wash? I guess so. But these ain’t no ordinary work clothes, I reckon. They’re… stylish. That’s what they say, anyway. Stylish.
- Coats, they got. Keep you warm, I hope. Winter’s comin’, you know. Gotta stay warm, or you’ll catch your death.
- Tops too. Shirts, I guess. To wear under the coats, maybe. Or on their own, when it ain’t so cold.
They talk about “fashion” and “functionality.” Big words. Fashion, that’s lookin’ good, right? And functionality, that’s workin’ good. So, these clothes, they’re supposed to look good AND work good. Well, that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Usually, it’s one or the other. You either look good and freeze your butt off, or you’re warm and comfy but look like a sack of potatoes.
And this “Women’s Wear Daily” thing. Sounds like a newspaper, or a magazine, or somethin’. They talk about fashion, too. Designers and celebrities. Hmph. Celebrities. Them folks ain’t got nothin’ to do with me, and I ain’t got nothin’ to do with them. But I guess if they’re wearin’ North Sails, maybe some other folks will too. That’s how it works, don’t it? One person does somethin’, everybody else wants to do it too.
They also got somethin’ called “sophisticated sailing attire.” Sophisticated! There’s another one of them fancy words. Makes me think of them high-falutin’ ladies in the movies. But I guess sailin’ clothes can be fancy too. Why not? Just ‘cause you’re on a boat don’t mean you gotta look like a bum.
And they’re havin’ a sale, they say. 50% to 70% off. Now, that’s somethin’ I understand. Sales are good. Everybody likes a good sale. “Iconic seasonal styles,” they call ‘em. Sailor jackets, puffers, vests. Sounds warm. And I reckon they look good too, if they’re “iconic.” Whatever that means.
This North Sails company, they been around a while, it seems. Started way back in 1957 by some fella named Lowell North. An engineer, they say. So he knew his stuff, I guess. Made sails for boats, and now he’s makin’ clothes too. Well, good for him. Gotta make a livin’ somehow.
And they’re doin’ some kinda “collaboration” with another company called Slowear. More fancy words. I guess they’re workin’ together, makin’ clothes or somethin’. It all sounds very complicated, but I guess it ain’t really. It’s just clothes. You wear ‘em, they keep you warm, they make you look… presentable. That’s all there is to it, ain’t it?
So, this “womens wear daily north sails campaign,” it’s all about sellin’ clothes, near as I can tell. Clothes for women, made by a sailin’ company, and talked about in some fashion newspaper or somethin’. And they’re supposed to be stylish and functional and… iconic. Well, I don’t know about all that fancy talk, but if they keep you warm and they don’t fall apart after a few washes, that’s good enough for me. And if they’re on sale, well, that’s even better. Cause a good bargain is always in style, ain’t it?
I reckon if you’re lookin for some new clothes and got some extra money to spare, you could check out these North Sails folks. Might be somethin’ you like. Just don’t let them city slickers fool ya with all their fancy words.
Just look for what you need and if it fits you . That’s what I do. Works every time.
Tags: North Sails, Women’s Fashion, Outdoor Apparel, Newport Collection, Coats, Tops, Sale, Sailing Attire, Fashion and Functionality, Winter Clothing
